- Anti Joke

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

my penis

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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