Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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