- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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