- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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