What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

GOODBYE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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