What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Anti Joke

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