- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

George W. Bush

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Pain Olympics.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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