haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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