- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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