- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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