- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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