- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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