Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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