why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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