Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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