- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

where's mom I killed her

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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