PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Chris is hairy

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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