- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

A storm be brewin!

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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