PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Chris is hairy

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Anti Joke

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