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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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