A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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american idol

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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