- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Roses are red Im adopted

read this sentence again.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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