Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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