Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Guest what in the butt

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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