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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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