What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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