- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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