- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

A baby seal walks into a club.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??