Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Half life 3 confirmed

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ever tried african food? they neither

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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