Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Chris is hairy

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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