Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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