- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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