What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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