- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Justin Bieber.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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