- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Wanna hear a joke? no

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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