- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Justin Bieber.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Who is big and stupid My brother

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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