A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

how much fish could a chicken

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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