Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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