- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

David Cameron

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

An Asian with a big dick.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Where's my baby??

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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