- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Knock Know! Come in!

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Yo Momma So Fat!

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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