- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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