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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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