- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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