What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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