The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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