bangers and mash?

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Anti Joke

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