Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What's just not right? Left

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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