Camerons hair is Curly..

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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