- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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