Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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you will like this because i am black.

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woman's rights

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Anti Joke

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