- Anti Joke

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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