- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

your mama so old, shes dead.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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