- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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