Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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