- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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