- Anti Joke

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"