- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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