Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Get on the boat.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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