- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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