- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

roses are red poo is poo

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

i saw amango it splootered

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

can you pass the soap?

What's 2+2? Fish

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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