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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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