- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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