- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

race-car = rac-ecar

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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