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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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No it doesnt..

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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