Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Small Penis.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Men's rights

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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