- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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