- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

this website even though its hilarious.

A man penetrates another man.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

women's rights.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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