- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Cripples are lame.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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