If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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