- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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