How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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