What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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