- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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