"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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