- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

You're a big fat monkey.

Who is John Galt?

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

William wright is Gay

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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