A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Anti Joke

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