caoimhin is a dorty carrot

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

These Jokes suck.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Apple hates Blackberry.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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