why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

The child was fired from his job.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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