Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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