- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Dick Cheney That's the joke

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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