- Anti Joke

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Tony Romo

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.