- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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