- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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