Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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