A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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