What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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cory is gay

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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