why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Yes

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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