Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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