-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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