- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

A hill billy went fishing

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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