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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

haha black people :D

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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