Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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