A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Potassium? K.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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