cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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what are you mike bibby?

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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