- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Your big dick.

guess what? bannanas

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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