- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old are you? 7

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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