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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Pain Olympics.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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