How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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12 in general

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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