A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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