- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Tony Romo

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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