A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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