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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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