- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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