What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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whats green and lives in the water

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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