What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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