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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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