- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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