A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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TRICERATOPS!

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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