What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

I have an idea! You leave.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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