I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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