- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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