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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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