How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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men, men like men= men+bed

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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