if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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