someone called someone else a frog

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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