- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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