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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

you will like this because i am black.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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