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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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