Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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haha black people :D

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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