why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Do you like apples? Yes

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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