What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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