What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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JUST KIDDING^

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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did you stub your toe?

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woman's rights

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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