My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Actually it was me Josh brown

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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