- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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