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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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