- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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