How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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