- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

whats white jizz

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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