- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Can anyone Lenin money?

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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