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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

black people

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Knock knock. Its open.

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