What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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