- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

lets bomb africa

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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