- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

A dog is always in the pushup position.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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