Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Pickles

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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The New York Giants

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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