- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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