- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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