- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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