- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

okay so theres this guy.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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