What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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