a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

The New York Giants

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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