'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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