- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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