- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

someone called someone else a frog

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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