Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What page are you on The gay page.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Anti Joke

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