That's illegal What? Your mom

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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