What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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