A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

what are you mike bibby?

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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