Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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NEVER

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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