whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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