- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

I C U P White stuff

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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