Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

A guy walks into a bar

cory

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Anti Joke

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