who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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