A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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