Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

God is real.

Massie is a fatass

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

13 =B you just learned something

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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