Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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my penis

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Potassium? K.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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