- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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