So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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black people swimming

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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