- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

homosexual rights to marriage

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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