What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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