- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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