"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

* anti-punchline

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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