What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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You having friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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