A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Women's rights.

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You are joking right?

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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12/23/2012

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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AIDS

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read this sentence again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

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