- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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