What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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