- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

You know what's funny? Rape

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

binladin walks into the american seals

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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