Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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penis. nuff said.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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