What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

A praying mantis is very graceful

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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