- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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