I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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