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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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