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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.