- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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