- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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