- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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