Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What's 9+10? 19

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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