If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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I am quite mature.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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