- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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