- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Men's rights

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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