A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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