- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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