Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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