- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

mikey is cute

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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