yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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