- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Women's rights

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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